Pet Peeve

Rhonda's pet peeve is clothes that are labelled extra-large
when they were obviously made for a six year old.

Garden

"I beg your pardon, Mrs Arden,
there's a chicken in your garden!"
"Good heavings, only sevings,
I thought there was elevings!"

I've been away for a while, but when I saw the theme for this week, this little ditty that my granny used to say came into my head, so I rushed this off very quickly...